A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Wigan.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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knock knock come in!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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