What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

9/11

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Robin, get in the car!

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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