- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? he was shot

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

White men's rights

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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