A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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poop nuff said

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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This is an anti joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Gay's

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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