Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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