What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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