A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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YOLO

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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