- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Black people stink of shite!

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

womens rights

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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