Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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