- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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