One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

"Knock knock." "No."

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Z.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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