- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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