What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Please? No.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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