Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Why did? Yes

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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