Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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women's rights

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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