- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

gay pom...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

racism...deal with it!

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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