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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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