If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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