a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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arena football

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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