- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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