- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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