Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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My wife made me a sandwich

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honest politician

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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