What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Continents are large islands.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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women rights

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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