Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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