Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Penis.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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