- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A blonde walked into a bar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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