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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

69. What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Feminism.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

sorry got to poo

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

69.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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