- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you love me? No.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Your mother is average.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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