5 - samios in a wheelchair.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What? Why?

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