- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

You're tall.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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