Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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gay pom...

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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