A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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