What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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