the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

tommy is retared

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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