- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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