- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Buzi vagy!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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