There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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