Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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