Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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