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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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