- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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