How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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