What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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im gey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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