- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do you call a black man? Black

What's green and blue? yellow

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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