You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Rebecca Black.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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