- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Knock Knock opens the door

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Asians.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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