- Anti Joke

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.