What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Whats white? A fridge

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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