Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Robin, get in the batmobile

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

You're a frog

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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