- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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